Dear Boys…

You should never settle for a hot body, a mere image of perfection, some illusion. You should never settle for someone who’s hot. You should seek to find someone cute. Aim to choose a cute girl over a hot girl any day.

Cute girls are smart, and they will question you instead of unreasonably following your every move because of their air-head personalities. Cute girls know how to smile. Cute girls know how to be funny. They also know when to be serious. Cute girls are genuine and will never play any sort of game with your emotions or heart, or whatever it is you have inside your chest. Cute girls will love you with all they have, plus one.

They will take care of you when you’re the biggest baby the world has seen, and it’s more annoying than cute. They will put up with you because it’s right, and they don’t give up just because things get hard. They will love your flaws as much as they love your perfections because it’s what makes you who you are, and they love every bit of you! They’ll never get enough. They respect you, and they’ll be your best friend, because those are the best kind of relationships.

Cute girls aren’t afraid of anything. Not even you! Not even telling you what they think and hurting your feelings! In the end, they know honesty is the best policy. Cute girls will hug you and kiss you when you’re down, and celebrate with you when you’re up. Cute girls will pamper the fuck out of you.

Cute is unique. You’re either born with it or you aren’t. You can’t go under a knife and expect to come out cute. It’s not the way it goes. And most of all, CUTE NEVER DIES. It never grows old, or saggy, or to the point where you have to maintain it with Botox shots every so often.

Do it. Choose cute over hot. You won’t regret it.

2:10 pm  •  11 September 2012  •  2 notes

Not soon enough.

I know things will happen. I know things will come. I don’t know, however, if I’ll be patient enough to wait for it. I’m sorry, but “soon” isn’t exactly a date on the calendar. I can’t count down to “soon”. I can’t tweet or facebook about how it’s -7 days to “soon” when I can finally get to see you. It sucks that you have to use the word “soon”, so vague, instead of being more precise. Knowing that I’m not the most patient girl in the world, I agree with what you said: I am an angel. Because if you would have been somebody else, I probably wouldn’t be writing this and trying to email you and text you and communicate with you with the patience I don’t have. I shouldn’t be writing this. I know I should be telling you, but we’ve talked about it and the only thing I’ve gotten out of you is how you’ll be here before your birthday. I need to be patient. I need to start being a patient person, if not for my future, then for myself. That’s why I’m going to start counting down this Saturday September 15 to October 15, which is the day right before your birthday. 

I can’t wait to hear you say, “It took me a long time to get here, but I’m here”.

8:08 pm  •  10 September 2012  •  1 note